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I was admiring Little Brothers latest drawing of what might have been a motorbike. Mum : "Tell me about your picture, it looks amazing"

LB : " It's got really big guns" 

Mum: " It sure does. You are going to be a great engineer or maybe, a designer when you grow up" 

" Me too! " said Big Brother. " I want to be an all black and a policeman and a designer and an engineer. I'm already a weapons expert"

"Me too! " LB agreed, " I already invented the walking axe". 

Another day, LB "Why did god make mosquitoes?"

Mum : " Umm, I don't know .   Do you have any ideas ?"

LB : " No, duh, Mosquitoes don't even have ears.  But, I think he made them to suck out the blood of things that had too much blood."

Fair enough.

Another day, BB " Mum, I think I have worked out why you are growing a mustache"

Mum : "Oh?" 

BB : "I think when you were younger you ate too many kiwi fruit skins. And now the prickles are coming out in your mustache."

Gee, thanks.