Where did he get that from?

For sooo long I've been waiting to get a glimpse of what is going on in Big Brothers head. Now at last his language skills are getting closer to being in sync with his wee whizzing mind.

(I imagine its like a scene in star wars where the little space ship finally docks onto the side of the massive space ship, and suddenly gets thrown into it's over whelming information/gravity field). (Made more sense in my head than on paper, guess that's why i need more practise at this writing lark)

But since he's docked he is coming out with some simply great observations and conversations:

Today: 'I'm not feeling very well'
Concerned Mother: 'What's wrong, dear'
Reply in grave tone: 'I'm a bit big'.

Actually I wasn't that concerned. Ever since he was unwell last week he has used the 'I'm not feeling very well' call as a lead into 'I need to watch a d-v-d-va'. Or 'I need some Pamol'.

A few weeks ago as we hopped into the car : 'I smell horse poo'.

And another example from the where-did-he-get-that-from-basket, I took a crayon out of his mouth and said 'Don't put that in your mouth, dear'.
'But', he yelled ' I'm smoking'.

?????!