Friday, May 14, 2010

Background Noise

This is what I hear from 6am to 7pm every day..

Brrrm - uh - whap - boing boing boing bing - crash. UUmph.
Waaaaaaaa - he's pushing meeeeeeeeee
My tiggers a tiger. My elephant is the same as all of us, he's two.
My tigger is five.
All of us are five.
EXCUSE ME - Wot? _ I think we all very need to walk home.
BOing - Boing - weeee - someone help me!
We need to rescue - DA DA DA - we need a rescue rope!
Umph - crash - boing boing boing -
Boom bang - aaarh! whooof huff huff - DRAGON RACE .....
Smash (plastic hitting wood)
Thump (plastic hitting head)
waaah - whats the matter? we're flying?.......
Heres one hundred fire - I don't need any fire, cause..
Can we go home now? - SURE,
Boing, boing, DA DA DA - waaaaa - DA DA DA - he caught his tail - run run run run -
Into a puddle.
Ok guys, into the house
I can't walk!
Grizzle grizzle - (thats the baby)

I'm not sure the radio will ever be as entertaining ever again. Although it does have the option of using the volume control. And the off switch.

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